寨主只有普通酷而已

美日一句：

A: Man, I'm broke this week.
B: Why is that?
A: This new girl I started dating last week likes to eat and shop!
B: Hey, that's a given. You spend money on her before you can call her yours. Savvy?

甲：唉，我這禮拜真是一窮二白啊。
乙：怎麼回事？
甲：我上禮拜新泡的妞兒又愛吃又愛買！
乙：喂，本來就該這樣。你不在她身上花錢，你就把不到她。了解嗎？


That's a given. 眾所皆知的事實；理所當然

美日一句：

Waiter: Good evening. My name is Ben and I am your server today.
Jane: Hi. It is my first time here. What would you recommend?
Waiter: Our special today is Garlic Roasted Pork Chop.
Jane: Hmm...I am not in the mood for pork chop today. Any other suggestions?
Waiter: There is always deliciously flavored "surf and turf".

侍者：晚安。我叫阿扁，我是您今晚的服務員。
阿珍：嗨，今天是我第一次來。你有什麼好的建議呢？
侍者：我們今晚的特餐是蒜香豬排。
阿珍：嗯…我今天不是很想吃豬排。有其他的建議嗎？
侍者：美味的海鮮牛排套餐一直都是不錯的選擇喲。

Surf and Turf = 海鮮(魚/蝦) + 牛/羊

not in the mood for = 沒心情

每一百對分手的情侶中，有幾對是因為第三者而分手？撇開劈腿的人的雙方(或甚至三方)週旋先不說，第三者是什麼心情？被劈的人又是什麼滋味？被劈的人的痛苦，沒有經歷過的人是無法體會的。那種眼見天長地久的誓言和承諾，轉眼被曾經如此親密的枕邊人如歌如泣如割如棄，那種最愛的人和另一人分享甚至重製和你之間的一切，那種背棄和落差，甚至當他回到你身邊時竟一如往常沒有異樣，而這一切你都看在眼裡時……

 
還記得那些夜半的鈴聲嗎。是那種你所期待的鈴聲。那種一接到就得到隔壁房間或是另一個樓層講的那種。

美日一句：

A: I kept getting phone calls from telemarketers and con artists these days.

B: Really? Did you sign up for the "National Do-Not-Call List"?

A: I did, but those con artists always had their way!

B: Well, I tell you what, unplug your landline and shut off your cellphone, once and for all.

A: .........................(my girlfriend is gonna kill me if she can't find me.)

甲：這幾天我一直接到電話行銷公司跟詐騙集團的電話。

乙：是嗎？你有加入「『勿-摳-我』消費者名單」嗎？

甲：有啊，但那些詐騙集團總是有辦法！

乙：那我跟你說吧，把室內電話線拔掉、手機關掉，這樣就一勞永逸囉。

甲：(心想) 我女朋友找不到我應該會把我殺了吧。

美日一句：

A: I am going out on a date with Deborah tomorrow.

B: Really? Where to?

A: To the beach! Bikini, sun tan, hot girls...

B: Well, then I think it'll rain tomorrow. It's been dry for awhile. We need some rain anyway.

A: Hey, don't jinx it!

甲：我明天要和呆不拉去約會。

乙：真的啊？去哪？

甲：去海灘啊！比基尼，日光浴，陽光辣妹……

乙：哼，那我想明天應該會下雨吧。反正最近天氣頗乾燥，也是時候下點雨了。

甲：喂，你不要烏鴉嘴！

美日一句：

A: Dude, I heard that you're dating Alana now?

B: Yeah, why? Do you have a problem?

A: No, but it just doesn't make sense to me!

B: I tell you, man, she's one of a kind!

A: Really...


甲：你這傢伙，我聽說你跟噁拉那最近在約會？

乙：對呀，怎麼？你有意見嗎？

甲：沒有，我只是想不通罷了。

乙：我告訴你吧老兄，她對我來說可是獨一無二哪！

甲：是這樣嗎……

 美日一句：

A: My wife wants to take out a life insurance policy on me.
B: What is the purpose of life insurance anyway?
A: To protect your family from financial burden in case you kick the bucket all of a sudden.
B: I see. I guess I need one too, otherwise, my wife and children would be in debt if I went belly-up now!

甲：我老婆打算幫我買一份人壽保險。
乙：到底為什麼人需要買人壽保險呢？
甲：萬一你突然翹辮子了，你的家人的經濟狀況才不會陷入困境。
乙：原來如此。那我應該也需要買一份，不然我要是現在突然走了，我老婆和小孩都得舉債度日了！